Jorge's Beer Stein

Went to the mall today. I almost had to choke a Macy's jewelery salesman out. Really? That much ($700) for the bracelet? Maybe the fact that you are having an 80% off sale indicates your prices are a little ahead of market trends. I mean, I know president dumb ass and his posse of jack asses has spent the last 7 years doing everything possible to devalue the dollar and freak out reasonable people all over the world, but is the price of gold really that high? Maybe I better stock up on caned goods.
Anyway, instead of George's bracelet, Sampson (the Big Black Dog) would like to present Jorge's Beer Stein (I love you dad). From the country so smart they figured out the best recipe for beer centuries ago and made it a law. Unfortunately, they didn't stop at just the one purity law...

If you're lucky it will come with a mini keg of Bayern Pilsner. Otherwise you'll get Jorge's preference, a half rack of bud light.
Things Chris Likes: 15 year old scotch, Swimming in his own lane
Things Chris Probably Didn't Need: A taste for 15 year old scoth.
The pull up bar is installed. Crash, I see what you mean about the behind the head ones. My doorway is not wide enough.