Sunday, March 16, 2008

Congrats!

To Susie (aka - GeraldRizzer)

On a 4 hr 56 sec marathon time in Virginia Beach, VA!!!  Out(freakin')standing.  Not only a PR, but 56 sec short of breaking 4 hours!  Chris from Ventoux can testify on how difficult it is on breaking the 4 hour marathon.  56 sec?  That's one less Snickers bar.  That's leaving the foam alone on a Mac & Jack.  Susie, that's like getting back from work and instead of ingesting a hamburger, pizza bites, chips, salsa, cereal, apple, 3 brews, and a quarter bottle of Scotch, just leave out the stoopid apple.  

Anyways, well done.  Since I'm feeling pretty strong this evening (I just fought off a cold, and got 4 days rest), I will buy anyone who has competed in the Davis Challenge, a bottle of wine > $25, if they can better my time at the Eugene Half Marathon.  Yup, that's right.  Good luck, y'all.  Chris & Jay.  You might want to start doping now.  

Oh and Susie, I need my power drill back please.  I just bought the bestest training device EVER!  

Crash

Diary Entry 3/16/08

Dear Diary,


Excited! That's how I feel about our new cleverly named Blog.  I'm also excited about the new point system for the unnamed "Series".  It's mid March, and the first event of the year was the Davis Challenge.  That was a Major event, so here are the current standings:


2008 "Unnamed Series" Point Standings:


Michael - 3
Danny - 3
Chris - 2
Jay - 2
Susie - 1
Brian - 1


The top finisher(s) in a Major Event receives 3 pts, the next finisher receives 2 pts, and everyone else receives 1 pt for participation.  For any non-Major event, the top finisher(s) get 2 pts, and everyone else gets 1 pt for showing up.


This NASCAR style point system is important because the "unnamed Series" will have special prizes.  These prizes are kinda like Endowed Professorships.  Each prize will have a donor, and will be named after one of the donor's parents.  For example, Susie will be sponsoring the 2nd Prize and word on the street is that it's a silver flask.  The 2nd prize will be known as "Young's Flask" and will go to the person will the 2nd highest point total.


What makes for a good prize?  A good prize is something highly sought-after, functional, displays well, unique, long lasting, and is the best of its kind.  All prizes will be exchanged after every event.  Therefore, prizes will change hands quite frequently, and if you don't compete much, you will get left behind.


To start off, there will be five prizes, but any new competitor can offer to sponsor a new prize. All sponsors will get a vote whenever a new "proposed event" is submitted.  If an event is approved (majority rules) then it becomes eligible to receive points in the Series.  For example, I want to propose an event called the "Six Minute Mile".  One week in June, competitors must try and break the six minute mile.  All competitors will receive 1 pt, and the person running the fastest mile will get 2 pts.  (That is if the event is approved).  One example of an event already approved is the Eugene Half Marathon, on May 4th. 


It may seem a bit complicated on paper, but believe me this is really simple and should be a lot of fun.  All Majors, already have their own trophies (and t-shirts too), so these prizes are just additional swag.  Also, most likely I'll be holding the top prize and everyone else will be competing for the other prizes, so that should keep things simple as well.  (However Michael does currently hold two Major trophies, but dude can't play tennis or swim, so that shouldn't last very long).


Finally, my favorite shade of pink is the Maglia Rosa from the Giro d'Italia.  My least favorite shade is magenta  pink.  The color of Chris' ass after I whooped him for 2nd Place in last year's Tour de Mukilteo.  (please comment your suggestions for a name for our Series).

Friday, March 14, 2008

Brian's first training diary

All, I found Brian's first training diary. It contains such gems as Brian's favorite Cliff bar flavor, pinks Brian likes, pinks Brian doesn't like, heart rate charts for his big wheel training, and how he felt the time Chris Carmichael stole his EPO money in first grade. Hope it provides some inspiration to everyone train for the Tour.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Swimming with Jay


Swimming laps for the first time in years went much better than I thought it would. Mostly because Jay had the facility and training plan wired. It was a little embarrassing when the life guard caught me peeing in the pool. Maybe I should have gotten in first. Or been wearing a swimsuit. Next time the plan is to steel the water polo team's varsity jackets for kicks. Shelden High Water Polo Rules!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spiritual Well - Being

Yesterday's ride was great, a fast time up Harbour Heights and a sunny ascent on the Goat Trail.
But easily eclipsing the well-being to my body was the spiritual boost I got from the 4-0 trouncing we gave to the 'Blueberries' in yesterday's foosball matches. That felt good.

Monday, March 3, 2008

sign it. do it.

The folks at Bike There have an online petition to Google to add some cool new cycling related features to their online mapping tools. Different than many other cycling related g-maps mashups, they envision actual route finding features catered to the non-road-law-abiding cycling community.

Sign it.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

juss sayin

so. anyways. i'm a bit drunk right now. two scotches (three fingers) and mor than a few glasses a wine.

but you know what?! I met somebody with their own wikipedia entry. right now I'm watching American Dad, but for the last few hours Kinnard & I (& half of the QT, but mostly Kinnard & I) have been down in the Pump Room. And we've been hanging out with this guy. When we told him we were some heavy hitters from Seattle he tells us he pretty much built the Space Needle (you might have heard of it). He comes in every Sunday, Wednesday and Friday (for the last 48 years). He hangs right at the corner of the bar and drinks a Grey Goose and Orange, Up. He introduced us to this other cat that owns Wilson's (the busiest restaurant in the Windy City, third busiest in the World, according to Max).

As full of his own retired self as he is, this guy is awesome. If there's anything I can drink, or smoke, so that I wind up sounding like this guy, just tell me. I'm willing.