Crash is the Only Mutha Fucka to Tell me Off

I refuse to let anyone else besides Crash to tell me to Fuck Off... I've known him long enough and I had to endure his Randy Newman fatuation long enough and fuck it...

I'm drunk and hope y'all had a good time and hopefully Chris has his hand in a buckaet of ice and Guth is passed out in someone else's urine....

Love Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From Avatar to Manzanita

Christmas Day 2009: Went to see the movie Avatar with the family and then went out for dim sum. While enjoying my tea and waiting for shu mai, for some odd reason, I decided to stop drinking alcohol. I realized there were 62 days between Christmas and the 2010 Davis Challenge. Throw in one "rest" day, Dec. 30th, when my parents were in town for a holiday visit (dinner at the Herbfarm) I could challenge myself to 61 days of sobriety. I was up for the challenge!

25 Feb 2010: Just completed 61/62 days of not drinking alcohol. My AAR? (After Action Review). When I first started, I didn't think I could last 61 minutes, but with some clever tricks and determination, I was able to change my routine. I do believe there is something special about the time span of 61 days. For some odd reason, I don't desire to rage again, and although I look forward to an unlimited supply of Hazelnut Brown Nectar this weekend, I do plan to train again for the Eugene Open. (minus total abstinence of course - aka moderation).

Cheers!

Math Problem

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That's right. D2D(lv) specifically St. Andrews + Crash & Guth's legs = Jello legs! Another acceptable answer would be a coughed up lung, but I couldn't find a good image for that. Anyways, today is officially reporting day for MLB's Pitchers and Catchers, so guess we got out to celebrate in our own way too. All in all, a very fun ride!

Happy Valentines Day

Found these great e-cards at the GOP national committee website and just thought I'd share. The originals were kind of boring and lame (some might even say Bob Doleish) so I ran them through Sarah's "Straight Talk Express" to make them truthier.

Two Weeks Notice - 2010 DC

Or in other words, 14 Days and a Wake-up...

Last chance to prep for a PT Test, road march, cram in movie trivia, perfect dart throwing, brainstorm artistic rock painting designs, and formulate mouth-watering culinary masterpieces.

Oh, and drink yourself silly with Rogue beer...

Feb's Finlandia/FthePainAway

Consider February's Challenge as a pre-test for DC's Army PT Test. The challenge is simply do as many push-ups that you can to Peaches' song and sit-ups to Jean Sibelius' song. You may rest as much as you want/need during the songs. Increase your maximum sets by 10% for both, and you get 3 pts:

1BRS pt = Take diagnostic score

2BRS pts = > 65 Sit-ups AND > 20 Push-ups (must do both)

3BRS pts = Increase BOTH scores by 10%

Let me know if you have any trouble accessing the spreadsheet or downloading the tunes. Good Luck!

Stupidest Man on the Earth

So, if you are making beer, cool it down before you put it into a big glass fermentation vessel. Not after. Apparently even big thick glass vessels will crack if you introduce a large temperature differential. The more you know right?

For a split second (As the carboy sheared about its meridian, and the beer and cold water mixed in the rubbermaid container) I was definitely the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Maxed that shit out. Scored 100 according to the Army scoring tables provided by Crash. Regardless of age. Know that none of you even approached my level of stupidity this weekend. Know that for but a moment I set the global gold standard for what it means to be profoundly stupid. And know that come the Davis Challenge, I shall once again surpass all expectations and max that shit out...