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0:00 - Why does Alexi Lalas look like he wants to sell me a BMW? He went from edgy soccer guy to clean cut soccer guy. Still best not to leave either one alone with your girl.
ReplyDelete0:00 - Why is Brazil's national anthem so anglo? I thought they were the samba kings? Did some of the nazis end up their instead of Argentina and were they put in charge of the national anthem?
ReplyDelete0:00 - Nice interview with Landon. The pre match xanax seems to have kicked in. I'm expecting great apathy from him today. He doesn't like to disappoint in international play.
ReplyDelete0:00 - A home brewed pale ale if you must know.
ReplyDelete0:23 - Well those horns aren't going to get annoying during el copa del mundo
ReplyDelete1:43 - our keeper has more than a bit in common with ru paul. I bet if you gave hima wig and heels, there are some Brazilian players who would pay for his company.
ReplyDelete3:12 - Oguchi Onyewu is my spirit animal.
ReplyDelete4:47 - To give Landon his credit, he is wearing short sleeves. The green bay packers approve.
ReplyDelete6:42 - "Kaka, near post". Could someone get a pooper scooper? Thank you. I'll be here all night.
ReplyDelete8:20 - Yeah, colonialism raped the african continent of vast treasures, but if I listen to these horns for 90 minutes can we call it even?
ReplyDelete9:28 - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
ReplyDelete10:26 - Clint? Bad ass name or baddest ass name?
ReplyDelete12:03 - Nice save by Howard. Robinho, sissy name or sissiest name?
ReplyDelete13:40 - So the U.S. coach. Do you think he's ever asked Landon to "Put the lotion in the basket"?
ReplyDelete15:05 - "The great Kaka!" Sounds like someone ate thai last night. Again. Thank You. All week.
ReplyDelete16:21 - Nice rape of dempsey with no call.
ReplyDelete17:20 - Clint and Josey on the same team. USA has much stronger names. Except Landon. He should drop the n at the end. That would be a power move.
ReplyDelete18:15 - You can get a card for humping someone's leg?
ReplyDelete20:00 - I know SOuth Africa has a terrible history of racial apartheid, but would anyone complain if we rounded up people just based on their cheap plastic horn use?
ReplyDelete21:00 - Onyewu is the rock and the hard place. Pause.
ReplyDelete24:14 - Nice clear. Brazil may be good, but it was way more stressful watching spain control the ball.
ReplyDelete24:45 - Nice save by Howard. That would powdered my hand bones.
ReplyDelete25;40 - dEMPSEY WITH A POOR ATTEMPT AT S AFAKE INJURY. hE'S GOING TO HAVE TO WORK ON THAT IF HE WANTS TO GET ON A TOP TEAM.
ReplyDelete26:45: LANNNNDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! USA up 2-0. Sorry Landon. I would have pusssied out if I had been sent to Germany to play soccer at 18 too.
ReplyDelete28:12 - "Kaka deflected". SOmeone's going to have to clean that up.
ReplyDelete29:00 - Nice face plant whatever your one name is.
ReplyDelete29:50 - "In the box! Looking for a third!" SOunds dirty to me.
ReplyDelete31:00 - Sit down little homey.
ReplyDelete32:30 - Kaka! Good thing I'm not drinking everytime the announcer makes a scatalogical reference.
ReplyDelete33:30 - Going to be discussing the horns prior to El Copa? I'm fairly certain how the Europeans will feel about them.
ReplyDelete34:05 - Howard!! Word!
ReplyDelete34:42 - They're individual talent, their ridiculous names, their taste in transexuals... Sorry, they were talking about Brazil and I got distracted
ReplyDelete36:10 - Free Kick DOnovan. Cleared away.
ReplyDelete37:00 - Corner, Lando. To the goalie.
ReplyDelete37:10 - "Brazil starts back into space." Ground COntrol to Major Kaka doesn't sound as good. Good choice in lyrics David.
ReplyDelete38:10 - Cover those jewels. Counterattack...cleared.
ReplyDelete38:40 - Fuck you Fabiano. Your name is girlish too.
ReplyDelete39:40 - Specter! Outstanding Defense! Well until that last round of trials anyway. Enjoy prison Phil.
ReplyDelete42:30 - Ru Paul has some skills on the pole.
ReplyDelete44:00 - One minute to take the lead into half. Kaka blocked. Just say constipation. I get it.
ReplyDelete45:00 - One minute in stoppage time. Alexi Lalas standing by to talk to us about extended warranty coverage. Seriously, he used to look like a celtic warrior, and now he wants to sell you a prius.
ReplyDelete46:00 - Sorry Fabio. You missed. And your name is suspect.
ReplyDeleteHalf - Time to go try an early sample of my latest brown ale. A moose drool clone.
ReplyDeleteBeer sample - Beautiful brown head. Caramel Aroma. Still a bit too roast. And the yeast crapped out a little early so its a little sweet. Not bad though. Speaking of brown ales. They sell Newcastle in cans now. Very good. Much better than the bottles if you can get them.
ReplyDeleteBudweiser - The great american lager. Kind of like: GMC the great american car company
ReplyDeleteIf your kid doesn't realize sniffing glue is harmful to them, maybe you should just let them go ahead and sniff glue. THis is why I won't be running the partnership for a drug free america any time soon. That and because Budweiser does a better job making lager than they do convincing kids to get off drugs.
ReplyDeleteView is drinking a bloody marry with a sparkly straw. Representing the U.S. away jerseys. I steeped that vodka with Rizz's japanese peppers. Lets hope she doesn't die of heat.
ReplyDelete47:11 - Onyewu down. Stepped in some Kaka. Not serious though. He wiped it off with a stick...
ReplyDelete49:30 - Nice backheel by Lando to Feilhaber. Good pressure. Call me soccer guy. And watch your lady...
ReplyDelete53:00 Brazilian fans dancing and smiling. Go figure.
ReplyDelete56:40 - Time to concentrate on the game and the beer. Cheers everyone.
ReplyDeleteso i appreciate your game commentary Ventoux, but what in the hell is up with those damn horns? so bad, i want to hit the mute button. and yes, i would buy a bmw from Alexi. dude cleans up real good.
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