To: The gentleman hailing from Eugene, OR, Chris from Ventoux.
I officially withdraw from competing to WIN April's AB Awareness Month. I don't want to be the Hillary Clinton of the Magnum Series, and seeing that you put in AB reps this weekend, while all I did was prematurely max-out my Millennium May's drinking requirements, I'd like to congratulate you on your effort. However, I also would like to announce my endorsement of Jay to win the competition. Jay, any chance you can knock out about 10,000 crunches the next 72 hours?
From: The gentleman hailing from Mukilteo, WA, who is really John Daly at heart.
I wish I'd read this before my morning set.
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